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Tongue Scraping

Have I mentioned lately how awesome the light of my life (loml) is? well he is..

now then, when I was growing up, i was pretty bad about my dental hygeine. I can recall my mom saying a couple of times how bad my morning breath was, but now that I'm a lot older, wiser, and paying for my own dental bills, I am pretty swooft about my teeths. I brush (twice a day), floss (almost twice a day), and have been known to swish some pretty torturous mouthwash.. but sadly, as the loml tried to subtly inform me (many times) my breath is evidently still pretty bad.

how sad was I when I figured that out.

so this year, I am taking up the ancient practice of tongue scraping. I was tooling through my local Whole Foods/Fresh Fields when I saw "Dr. tung's tongue scraper". At a snazzy price of $3.99, and a vague recollection that Tyra Banks loves her scraper, I bought it. So now here I am, scraping my tongue (twice a day!).

The only part I can't figure out, is how to subtly ask the loml if the situation has improved any...

loml: well, maybe he will see it on the blog?
me: maybe
loml: do you think he'll answer?
me: I dunno...


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