hmm, so many items to list:
1) I have renamed my tummy. New name is "Britney Belly"
2) I have started working 9-5. The increase in work doesn't make any difference.
3) I knew it wouldn't make a difference but my mind won't let me sleep unless it thinks I am trying.
4) I am in a meeting where everyone thinks we are up the creek on a project. As a consequence, every sentence uttered is more ridiculous than normal.
I think I'll stop for now.
