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set it and forget it

I'm afraid this is going to be another love letter to Denise Austin.

I don't enjoy working out; at times, I barely enjoy working. but with Denise, its different. Her inane patter on the topic of the day ("no eating before bed, now!") is soothing to me as listening to rain. For Denise, I gladly keep exercising through the commercial break, even if she isn't "watching" me. Because I know, that if I just keep trying, I will:
- burn more butter!
- look great from behind!
- trim those saddlebags!
- have great arms!

and at the end, I can pat myself on the back. I did great.


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