Here is a really great story that my Russian friend told me once.
There was a guy who was out hiking in the woods and became lost. After a while, he became frightened and when he found a clearing, he decided to call out for help. After an hour or so of shouting for help, he felt a tap on his shoulder. Turning around, he was astonished to find himself facing a bear. Even more astonishing, the bear spoke and said, "What is all this yelling about?"
and the man said, "I got lost in the woods and panicked. So when I found this clearing, I started shouting for help."
and the bear said, "Well, how do you feel now?"
