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i didn't want to blog today but the loml suggested I do so... I suspect to distract me from my depressive funk involving my bitching and moaning about how I hate my job. He's a good man and I'd like to take a moment to state that not only is he amazing, but he's also the funniest man I know.

now then, onto the blog entry i was planning to cheat in so that my website could have a more recent timestamp for updates than the other websites that are hosted on the same server.

one of my cats (and you don't really want to know how many) smells bad. Specifically the rear part of the cat and i've always suspected this was due to insufficient grooming on her part. Since my cat isn't smart enough to understand the repeated lament "ughh, your ass smells", I had to seek out a solution. So I went to the pet store and perused the "stuff you can put on your animal" section. Evidently there is a huge sucker market out there that likes to purchase spa quality shampoos for their pets, but I'm going to leave it at that.

What I did purchase was a bottle of PetWipes, which look suspiciously like BabyWipes. I was a little doubtful but since my cat's ass reeks I gave them a whirl. I'm desperate, parts of the house are starting to smell, and if it means that I have to wipe my cat's butt to prevent an outbreak, so be it.

so at this point, if you haven't at least imagined what it may look like to see me holding the cat while I wipe its ass, i don't know what to tell you. on the up side, it does seem to work. and i got some great material for this blog post.


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