dear world:
i must inform you that I am relocating. but its just temporary, in a seasonal sort of way. I've decided to reside in my bath tub for the duration of the winter. I know this may seem drastic, but really, its too late. I'm already in the tub (note to the loml: sorry honey, i had to break that promise about not bringing the laptop into the tub. I swear not to drop it).
I find that the hot water environment of the tub, coupled with the ergonomic features, make it an imminently suitable winter abode. The sloped back rest is at a perfect angle and the teak bath tray is perfect for holding my laptop, cheese, and crackers. The only thing missing is tub service, but maybe I can train one of the cats to refill my wine glass. Otherwise, water is plentiful. oh, so plentiful.
Soapy regards,
your author
