one of my cats thinks that as long as she moves real slow, that she can get away with anything. Which is odd, because she's black and white, large as life. The only way you can not see her is to be blind or in the dark. but this doesn't stop her anyway.. she'll just be moving in a slow crouch across the bed, trying to sit on you.
which is weird right? how do you stealth sit on someone?
but she tries it pretty frequently, because if it works on birds, it must work on those large hairless things as well? right?
