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So I've been slugging about a lot recently. Yesterday, as I was lazing in
bed with the cat, I realized that I really needed to enact some change.
I've been coming home from work every day and 'decompressing' by surfing
the internet. a lot. and the loml has been getting that look on his face
that says "I'm married to someone who's a slug" or some variation thereof.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, just go find a WoW player. and
then go talk to their S.O. (assuming they also don't play).

So faced with the threat of continued loss of respect from the loml, I
went and looked up an old friend. Not only is she a friend of mine, but
she also loves Idaho potatoes. Yes, that's right. Denise Austin. She's
the peppiest cheeriest smiling-est fitness coach I've ever had the
pleasure of owning on at least 4 DVDs.

So I pulled out an oldie but goodie "Shrink your Female Fat Zones" (and I
don't know how anyone resisted this one) and got busy. And afterwards, I
was thirsty and a little tired, but I felt great.