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just recently, my sister and I were stuck on an insanely long car trip. So we passed the time in a way that only two reasonably intelligent, well-educated, and worldly women could.

We made a greatest hits list of hot men.. so really, its like a greatest hots list.. of actors. heheheh. hots list.. hehehehe..

So after an hour or more (who can remember when you are driving through alabama), we came up with seventeen names, which I now present to you, starting with the "love to have them as cabana boys", working our way up to "I'd really really like to lay hands on 'em", and culminating with "Oh my Gawd! I cannot speak intelligibly when faced with the thought of being in the same room with these men!!! sqeeeeeeee~". (as you can tell, we really spent some time on this, but hey. enough with the talk, here we go:

17. David Boreanaz

ok, the bar is set here with mr. boreanaz. Some of you may be wondering why, with an amazing upper body, he is only number 17. But the truth is, though we may have appreciated him in "Buffy", he definitely had some pudgy years there with "Angel", and its only due to his great (looking) work in Bones that he made our list. Yay - Mr.Boreanaz, good recovery.

16. Mark Wahlberg

Forever etched in my memory as the low-panted Marky Mark, my sister had to really fight with me to get him on the list. Oddly enough, I think he's a great actor, but I never really think of him 'like that'. But my sister said that he was topless the entire time in "Date Night" and he's got a great torso which I can completely agree with. So here he is, marky mark sans the funky bunch.

15. Harrison Ford

So we don't mean harrison ford now, we mean harrison ford then. And by that, we really mean Han Solo or Indiana Jones. cause who doesn't like a dirty rogue? and we'd totally giggle if he was our cabana boy.. a lot. tee-hee.

14. Chris Potter

Now we start wandering around a little. Chris Potter has only been in two things that we can recall. "Kung-Fu: The Legend Continues" and "Queer as Folk". While he might have been sort of interesting as Kwai Chang Kaines' long lost twice removed grandson or something or the other, he was totally hot as a gay man making out with hal sparks. ooh yeah - Chris Potter, you were so much hotter than that guy they replaced you with... sigh.

13. Dwayne Johnson

It took me a bit to get to Dwayne, mainly because his image is so overwhelming as The Rock, and his movie roles are a bit weird ("The Pacifier"). but really, he's a good looking guy (and he speaks well. not that that makes him look better but still). a whole lot of good looking.. yep.

12. Bruce Boxleitner

Yes, I did see "Tron: Legacy" and I have a lot to say about it, but that's for another post. Bruce gets an honorary spot as a past Tron hottie and for his spectacular work in "Scarecrow and Mrs.King" and "Babylon 5". How many guys do you know who have returned from Z'ha'dum?

11. Jude Law

This is a toughy. There is just "something" about Jude Law that made us/demanded that we have him at number 11 on our list. I like to think its the something that made him so good in "Closer" though my sister sums it up with "He's just always been hot. Even in 'Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow'".

10. Vin Diesel

and we are now leaving Cabana Boy territory and are now heading into the "touchy hotty" zone. because yes, that is what we would like to do to mister diesel.

9. Ryan Renolds

Now I had a hard time at first, accepting Ryan on this list. All those juvenile movies he made really had me stuffing him into some frat boy category of ewwww. But my sister had been digging him since those same juvenile movies ("Van Wilder") and thought he was super-buff in "Blade 3". I conceded when I recalled his promo shots as Deadpool. cause in the end, you can make mine marvel!

8. Hugh Jackman

I want to get one thing straight. Hugh Jackman is NOT on our list because of Wolverine. We don't like him that fuzzy. He's on our list because of movies like "Someone like You". The sister also liked him in "Swordfish" but that movie is so high on my list of "stupid travolta movies" that I can't dignify it.

--- note* we are now in the category of guys that we might be speechless around, so the descriptions are probably going to get short and illogical. That is all ---

7. Oded Fehr

You'll recall him as your token arab dude from the mummy - where he is nice looking. but omg, give him a bit of crew cut, like from resident evil. and oh my. yeah.. hey there umbrella man.

6. Val Kilmer

Now, we obviously aren't on board with now-fatty Val Kilmer. We mean, "Top Gun" Val Kilmer or even "The Saint" Val Kilmer.. sigh..

5. Jensen Ackles

ok, i have to stop a moment here. Jensen Ackles is my personal number 1 hawt hottie. ever. like for realz. He's the only reason I watched season 2 of "Dork Angel", and if he and Jessica Alba couldn't save that show, then it really was the worst thing on television at the time. and now he's on that stupid show with that guy from the 'gilmore girls' who isn't nearly as good looking and I'm not going to watch another stupid show if I have to see some other idiot on there diluting the hot. oooh jensen ackles.. soo hot and only one year younger than me!!!!!!

..ok - a few moments before I can move on..

4. Joseph Fiennes

alright, some people may have issues at this point (actually, I'm sure all of you have issues at this point, but whatever). but we really like his eyes.. those soulful puppy dog eyes, and we especially liked them in "The Very Thought of You" with Monica Potter. sigh. you can also like them in "Shakespeare in Love", but we really like the other movie much better.

3. Rupert Everett

Rupert Everett is so hawt that the fact that he is gay has zero bearing on the fact that we would be struck dumb to be in the room with hot him (maybe 20 years ago?). hrmmm... hot. and a nice actor to boot.

2. Ralph Fiennes

Maybe its the accent, but dang "english patient"! hawt! seriously, the only reason I think bradley cooper is hot is because of you!!!

and finally, the number 1 of undeniable hawt:

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers

uh hmmm... i know you have drug and alcohol problems. but still.. hawt hawt hawt.. "bend it like beckham" hawt. "August Rush" hawt. "the Tudors" hawt.

sigh. Ok - that is it. We hope you enjoyed it. And before I leave you all, I must of course state that none of these men could ever compete with the loml. Baby, you're best! and yes, very hot.

---- late entry -----

so I feel really bad about forgetting this one, so I'm adding this last entry. My sister and I didn't discuss him but I feel he is worth posting about. Think of it as a sort of bonus hottie for making it to the end of my list.

May I present, international hottie and bollywood star, Shahrukh Kahn!

Now, at first glance, you may not think he's hot. but I assure you, if you had experienced the amazing-ness of one of his movies, you would know the sheer instense hot-is-ness that is SRK (you'll also have seen the sheer cheese that a bollywood movie can be, but that's something else).


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