
So that turkey timer that I used to call my belly button is about 60% of the way out. I don't really know how well it works as a 'done-ness' indicator but I guess I'll find out. In the meantime, I've taken the opportunity to really clean that sucker out with a q-tip and some moisturizer. Cause really, after this is over, am I ever really going to be in such an excellent position to navel gaze again?
omphalos people!
