So I suppose its inevitable that I will one day become part of that despicable lot, the mommy-bloggers. To be even plainer, I don't like mommy-bloggers because they have always struck me as people who were capitalizing on their kids. and who wants to know about other people's kids (compared to my own uniquely amazing thoughts?)... I know, I know, blogging is a generally masturbatory exercise so who am I to judge.
but back to the point. I'm fascinated by my kid and its still in utero. So today's about Tubby, so named because 75% of my cats are overweight.
Currently, tubby appears to spend about 50% of the time kicking or punching me. So the other day, as I was examining a foot bulge that appeared in my stomach (sort of like in 'Alien' but with less screaming), an idea occurred. So I started tapping on tubby's foot with my finger. and after a few seconds the foot stopped shoving against my stomach, only to reappear seconds later on the other side. hah! that'll learn me. Tubby does what tubby wants.
I considered playing some more but stopped. I don't want to get into some weird habit of tapping on my stomach every time the baby kicks me.
Comments (1)
I play with yabba all of the time. He generally moves out of the way or kicks back at me. He's going to be born with severe anger issues.
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maybe it will motivate the baby to be born faster!
Posted by Mary | April 19, 2010 9:38 AM
Posted on April 19, 2010 09:38